The Musings of a Cephalopod

amummy:

baeowulf asked you:

Cute insect people :D

omg this is the best amummy you rock

Having an OTP and being a sadistic author is really strange. You’ll be putting them through hell and be all “LOL” but then suddenly you get stabbed in your heart by your own laughter and then just fall down and cry.

I do not like this at all.

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

Smells like the 70s? In addition, if Hector is there too, have Lyn give you oral while Hector helps her out in the back door. Quality fun.

no just no oh god

embrace the kinkiness. Embrace it.

hnnn

embrace it like a tentacle monster in a hentai

sorry i’ve embraced it p thoroughly

ah excellent. Give your new smutslaves my regards.

they say hi

try eating Lyn out and vomiting rainbows while doing that. Could have some interesting results.

I fear I might get her pregnant if I do that

hmmm true. That is a genuine fear. What if you give Hector a blowjob and do it on his dick?

I fear obliterating it. 

fiiiiine try rainbowing a dildo and see what happens.

thejokeishomestuck:

Sorry for the wait, here’s the first half of our Karkat Masterpost.

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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

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lunarch-sounds:

achievement-hunter-thats-why:

I was asked to make this rebloggable.

Oh this is fantastic.

(via noodletothedoodle)

quantumshiboogie:

spookyscarythings:

alicegrimm:

The Abandoned Ferris Wheel Spins Anyway

The thing that weirds me out most is that the squeaking really sounds like kids screaming on rides, like roller coasters.

GET THE SALT

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ipoog:

basically

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burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

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shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

shinys-mind-palace:

baeowulf:

Smells like the 70s? In addition, if Hector is there too, have Lyn give you oral while Hector helps her out in the back door. Quality fun.

no just no oh god

embrace the kinkiness. Embrace it.

hnnn

embrace it like a tentacle monster in a hentai

sorry i’ve embraced it p thoroughly

ah excellent. Give your new smutslaves my regards.

they say hi

try eating Lyn out and vomiting rainbows while doing that. Could have some interesting results.

I fear I might get her pregnant if I do that

hmmm true. That is a genuine fear. What if you give Hector a blowjob and do it on his dick?